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Teddy Ruxpin Says: Wally Bear does not like drugs, and from strangers he does not take hugs. He knows that stealing is very wrong, and this is why I sing this song! |
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The Founder Of D.A.R.E. Says: This amazing game is even more effective than our program! |
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The Bent Kangaroo Says: Which is to say kids across America vowed to their parents they'd never do drugs if they just never bought them another game like this. |
What Kind Of Game Is This?
Propoganda appropriate for three-year olds, disguised around a two-dimensional bear on a skateboard.
What Is The No! Gang?
A group of animals that struggle mightily with every day issues such as having friends tell them to do things they don't want to do. They try to recruit other animals that will join them in their quest to teach about the dangers of the real world.
What Decisions Does The Player Make Regarding Drugs And Such?
Eh? You do something much more apropos to the situation at hand. You cruise through towns, subways, and dungeons, avoiding deadly pigeons, bulldogs, and rats! And if you can't jump over them, kill them with pies!
What Did You Learn While Playing This Game?
When given a choice between accepting illegal substances from animals or killing them, kill, kill, kill! And as Wally eloquently reminds me, even grownups shouldn't drink and drive.
So Who Would You Recommend This To?
Police officers, for training purposes.
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