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Casper Says: This game scares me! |
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Johnny Chan Says: Strip poker? I'm all-in. |
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The Bent Kangaroo Says: I'm going to close my eyes and by the count of three I want this game to not exist. One...Two...Three. Damn. |
What Kind Of Games Is This?
Five-card draw poker. The more money you win, the more pixellated nudity you see.
I Love Naked Women!
So do I. But it's a stretch to call the women in this game even fair facsimiles of the real thing.
And I Love Poker!
So do I. But this just might be the worst poker simulation in history. The cards are dealt with turtle-like efficiency, and betting is another chore itself. You can only play the computer, and the AI rivals that of an orangutan with the same cards. And when you win or lose, it takes about thirty seconds to redistribute the coins to the appropriate player.
Sound? Graphics?
The title screen is tolerable, but after that your eyes and ears will bleed.
So Who Would You Recommend This To?
Sex addicts. After playing this game they may be turned off forever.
Links
GameFAQs (Yes, there is a FAQ for this game. I can't believe it either.)
