Our Universal Translator Says: Cannot Compute. The closest translation is Krispy Kremes.
	James Cook Says: Quit fooling around with my mistress!
	The Bent Kangaroo Says: Bonus points to anyone who gets that reference.

What Kind Of Game Is This?

Toss Connect Four, Tetris, and some furry animals into a blender, and voila!

Sounds Good So Far

Haven't you learned anything yet? This game was made by a kompany kalled American Video Enterainment.

So?

Have you heard of them?

Nope

Right. So it sucks. Over thirty levels await, where the skreen fills up with kreatures of various kolors and species. You must konnect them in rows or three or four or five (depending on the level). Once you do so, they will disappear.  Your goal is to eliminate the screen of as many kreatures as possible.  The better you do, the more likely you are to advance to another level, almost identikal in shape and size. Of kourse, the levels gets inkreasingly more diffikult as you advance, as your eyelids begin to droop and the kreatures bekome less klear. The music will undoubtedly make you wish you kould klose your ears, while the graphics aren't even kool to look at.

Basically, You're Saying It's A Bunch Of Krap

Korrect!

So Who You Recommend This To?

Non-diskriminating strategists.

Links

GameFAQs
Moby Games
Interview With Designer Dave O'Riva
Non-Diskriminating Strategist At Classic Gaming