Athena Says: I am the goddess of wisdom, crafts, justice, and war.
	Athena Says: I am the goddess of graphics, sound, play control, and fun!
	The Bent Kangaroo Says: One of the above is a myth.

What Kind Of Game Is This?

It's not a game, really. It's something to do when you're bored.

But It Doesn't Sound As If You Like It

Oh, right. It's something to do when Athena is bored. Yes, that is the plot. Athena is bored so she sought out this adventure.

And?

She needs an agent.

I See She's Wearing A Bikini

Indeed. Not exactly good armor for monsters.  At least, I think they're monsters. They sort of look like worms and horsies, at least the distinguishable blobs.

What Separates Athena From Her Competitors?

A chastity belt.

Ha

Even if she acquires the most powerful weapon in the game, if she so much as touches another inferior weapon, she automatically wields the new one and discards the good weapon.

That's Inconvenient.

And conveniently for you, you can avoid this game.

So Who Would You Recommend This To?

Don't you read?

Links

SeanBaby's Review (20th Worst Nintendo Game)
Flying Omelette's Review
GameFAQS
Moby Games
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