Action 52
| Howard Phillips Says: Please note that Nintendo did not license this...um..."game." | |
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E.T. Says: This even makes my game seem fun! |
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The Bent Kangaroo Says: I think the "0" rating may be too high. |
What Kind Of Game Is This?
This is a cartridge containing fifty-two action games.
Fifty-Two? Wow. That's About $2,600 Worth Of Games!
$200, to be exact.
That's Under Four Dollars Per Game! I Bet At Least Half Of Them Are Worth Four Bucks.
I'll take that bet.
A Quarter Of The Games?
Try again.
Five Of The Games?
Yawn.
You Mean To Tell Me That There Are No Good Games Here?
No. I mean to tell you there are no games here.
But You Said There Were 52 Games.
Oh, you know, I use that term loosely. For example, I consider passing a kidney stone a game of sorts.
How Bad Are They?
Picture a first attempt at a game made by a fourteen year-old in an afternoon using BASIC.
Okay.
Worse than that.
So Who Would You Recommed This To?
Those who need an excuse to play a drinking game. Though, this...experience may be just as painful while drunk
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