The Servants Of Twilight

Grace Spivey

You, little Joey Scavello, are the Antichrist! My cult will chase you and kill you dead!

Christine Scavello

Get away from my beautiful son you demented hag!

Joey Scavello

Mom, let's hire a P.I. and go on a chase scene!

Charlie Harrison

I'll be your private eye, son, but only if I can make love to your mother, become your surrogate father, and buy a dog to complete a wonderful family.

Joey Scavello

Whatever, let's just beat the bad guys!

(A chase scene ensues.)

Reader

Ooo, intense.

(The chase scene continues.)

Reader

This is dragging.

(The chase scene continues.)

Reader

Wow.  These guys make Rambo look weak.

(The chase scene continues.)

Reader

Joey Scavello must be the Antichrist. Real humans would have died two-hundred pages ago.

(The chase scene continues.)

Reader

zzz...snore...zzz

(The chase scene ends.)

Reader

So is he the Antichrist?

Dean R. Koontz

I don't know.  But wasn't that a nifty chase scene?